Returns & Refunds
We'll be straight with you: this one's hard to take back.
All sales final. Because the HomeWreckerPecker is a personal-use novelty item, we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, buyer's remorse, or “my buddy didn't laugh as hard as I hoped.” Once it ships, it's yours for life.
The exceptions (we've got you)
If your order shows up wrong, broken, or never shows up at all, that's on us — and we'll fix it free. You're covered when:
- It arrived defective or damaged. Torn, melted, mismolded — not the rugged tackle-grade lure we promised.
- We sent the wrong color. You ordered Firecrotch and got Morning Wood? Our bad.
- It got lost in transit. Tracking went dark and it never landed.
In any of those cases we'll send a free replacement or issue a full refund — your call.
How to claim it
Email hello@homewreckerpecker.com within 30 days of delivery (or your expected delivery date for lost parcels). Include your order reference and a quick photo if something arrived wrong or damaged. We'll sort it within 1–2 business days. No restocking fees, no runaround.
For hygiene reasons, please don't mail the item back unless we specifically ask. A photo is plenty.