Terms of Service
Last updated: June 2026. Short version: it's a gag gift, be cool.
⚠ 18+ Novelty — read this first
The HomeWreckerPecker is a novelty gag gift sold strictly for entertainment purposes. You must be 18 years or older to purchase. It is not a medical device, not a toy for children, and not intended for any use other than a laugh (and, sure, maybe catching the occasional bass). By placing an order you confirm you are at least 18, you're buying it as a joke, and you accept these terms in full.
Orders & pricing
All prices are listed and charged in US dollars (USD). The HomeWreckerPecker is $6.99 per lure. We reserve the right to correct pricing errors, limit quantities, or cancel an order (with a full refund) if something looks off. Placing an order is an offer to buy; we confirm it when we charge your card and ship.
Payment
Payments are processed securely by Stripe. We never see or store your full card details. By checking out you also agree to Stripe's terms. See our Privacy Policy for what we do with your info.
Shipping & returns
Delivery can take up to 8 weeks — see Shipping. Sales are final except for defective, wrong, or lost orders — see Returns & Refunds.
Acceptable use
It's a soft-plastic fishing lure and a desk trophy. Use it responsibly, keep it away from kids and pets, and don't do anything with it that lands you in a story you can't tell your mother.
Limitation of liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, HomeWreckerPecker is not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from the purchase or use of the product, and our total liability for any claim is limited to the amount you paid for it (so, six dollars and ninety-nine cents). The product is provided “as is” without warranties beyond those required by law.
Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of [jurisdiction TBD — TODO], without regard to conflict-of-law rules. We may update these terms; the latest version always lives on this page.